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What are the best kitchen knife sets?

This is part of the problem. We are constantly asking ourselves questions like, “What is the best affordable kitchen knife set out there?” I get it. When I am preparing my culinary masterpieces of hot pockets and a side of aardvark, I want to know for sure that my knife block has a weighted bottom that adds stability to it. I want to know that it has a magnetic suspension system to hold the knives firmly in place. When you are about to eviscerate a honey badger, you don’t have time to worry about carefully sliding your knife back into it’s proper spot. Honey badger is not going to give you a “time out” so you don’t dull your pairing knife’s blade. No he just won’t. Honey badger don’t care about your ability to slice thru a tomato like it is butter. You can not underestimate the importance of a knife block that has rollers built in that help to protect the knife blades as you insert and remove the knives.

It is extremely important to always have sharp knives. This can not be stressed enough. It was about 5 years ago, when everything in my world changed. I was finally drifting off to sleep when my wife began poking at me. “I hear something. I’m scared!” she kept saying.

I told her it was probably that snot nosed punk child of ours, or worse. Oh Lordy, I bet it’s that dang honey badger back for round 2.”

I am so glad that I invested in the best affordable kitchen knife set ever seen in my kitchen. This knife set is so good, that they even had to put out a second edition. People just will not stop buying this. It is such a radical alternative to the typical block o’ wood. It has completely revolutionized the way I store my knives. Let’s be honest. Once you story your knives in a little green man, you don’t want the boring knife block that almost everyone that doesn’t know you feels obligated to bring to your house warming party. Over and over and over I can practice my accuracy as I place one of the 5 knives in this set. I practice stabbing it in the head, stomach or chest. If only it was honey badger shaped.

Order your Ex Kitchen Knife quick. You want to have it when honey badger comes to your house.

Click Clack right here! Honey Badger Don’t Care. Go Ahead. Do It!

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